rico529

Awhile back, i got a psp, so my friends wanted to link up and play a multiplayer game. We all got Monster Hunter Freedom Unite, and we went on a quest. little did we know what was in store for... well, our friend. Me and my friend Dave: :handshake: "it's a good thing you're on our side, or we'd be screwed." Dave: "tell me about it." Sean: :slow: "look, fluffy!" Dave::lmao: "oh, this oughta be good." Sean: *chasing it* "come back, Mr. Fluffy! I just want to eat you!" *a menacing roar sounds from the cliff above* Dave::omg: "dude, what was that!?" Me: *picking herbs* "I didn't hear anything." *Sean stops, as a tigrex (large ground-hunt

Okay, i'll just start off with this; I HATE MATH. History's worse for me, but math is REALLY bad. So today, i decided to screw with my teacher to see the response she'd give me. Me: :bored: Teacher: "rick, i know that facial expression when i see it. Pay attention." Me: "Fine..." My friend Daniel: "three minutes later..." Me: Head lands on desk Teacher: "Rick? Riiiiick? Hellooooooo?" Me: no response Her: whacks my head with a book Me: ketchup packet goes off, spraying the wall Her: Screams, "Jesus Christ, I've killed him!" Student teacher: :sprint: My friend: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S KETCHUP!" Teacher: :bonk: "YOU LITTLE BASTARD!!"